|Dad Knows Best ... Naturally!|
1. Dads Can DanceThere is not a dad on this earth that can't dance. Dads even have their own dance - called imaginatively "The Dad Dance" - not everybody can do it and it takes years of effort to master - but it is guaranteed to stop a dance floor.
Favourite toy broken?
2. Dads Fix Stuff
Remote control lost it's battery?
Bring it to dad. He'll know what to do. Still not working? Well that's because it's just not meant to anymore honey.
3. Dads Don't Need Instruction ManualsGot a new piece of flatpack furniture with one of those thick manuals in Gujarati, Flemish and Swahili?
Bring it to dad. He won't even look at the manual because he knows best. Who needs an instruction manual when you have hands like those.
4. Dads Are Funny And They Know ItThere is no doubt about it - dads can tell a joke and they would love you to hear it. A dad is so skilled in this area that he can tell a joke over and over again and find it just as funny the 1000th time as he did the 1st time he shared it.
If the average Dad had his way he would wear the same clothes combo day in and day out. He eschews the frivolity of fashion in favour of wallet watching and a sensible pair of slacks which were built to last.
Need a haircut? Go for the Dad cut - scientifically proven to save you 75% of the Mum snip.
Dads, do you agree or have I missed something vital? Mums, am I being fair?
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PPS For more reasons to celebrate everything "Dad" visit my favourite blog ever - Dads are the Original Hipsters and enjoy everything that made our Dads the cool icons they really are.